MYINTROTOLETUKNOW

As far as my first entry will go, I'm going to steal a page from espn.com's page 2 writer Scoop Jackson (and my man "Jamiz"). When Scoop first came on the scene at espn.com, he gave a 100 pt list of his beliefs. I LOVED IT! So I'm keepin' the party movin' with the same formula. Shout out to my man "Jamiz" for allowing me to come on the scene with this same idea...

My beliefs
by: B. Holcomb

1. I believe Bjorn Bjorg vs. John McEnroe was one of the greatest rivalries in sports.
2. I believe John McEnroe should still have a talk show.
3. I believe Donnie Deutch doesn't deserve a talk show.
4. I believe Bob Costas' show should come on prime time.
5. I believe Aaron McGruder deserves a radio talk show.
6. I believe Hulk Hogan doesn't deserve a reality show.
7. I believe The Amazing Race is the best reality show on television.
8. I believe Bobby Brown's reality show is long overdue.
9. I believe George Stephanopoulos has a cool job .
10. I believe after reading that last statement some of you will think I’m referencing Webster’s dad on tv.
11. I believe Ari Fleischer never liked his job.
12. I believe from a career standpoint, I'll never experience true happiness until I work for myself.
13. I believe with the exception of "Girlfriends" UPN knows it's on some bullshit.
14. I believe DMX is the founding father of crunk music.
15. I believe Lil' Jon is making of up for years of getting his ass beat down through expression of music.
16. I believe Gary Condit was the happiest person in America on Sept 11, 2001.
17. I believe Jessica Lynch doesn't completely understand what exactly she did.
18. I believe Donald Rumsfield when he said that he's “tried to resign twice but the President wouldn't accept his resignation.”
19. I believe Craig Ehlo never got his props.
20. I believe Michael Jordan fouled Byron Russell in order to get his "final shot" in game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals.
21. I believe Magic Johnson never had HIV.
22. I believe Wilt Chamberlin slept with all those women.
23. I believe William "Smokey" Robinson and Dr. William H. Cosby are the biggest pimps whose true stories will never be told.
24. I believe Brad Pitt when he says he and Angelina Jolie are friends.
25. I believe Angelina Jolie when she says she sleeps w/ all her friends on a rotational basis.
26. I believe Billy Bob Thornton and Hallie Berry weren’t acting in that scene in Monster's Ball.
27. I believe Hallie Berry isn't that great of an actress.
28. I believe Morgan Freeman's academy award was long overdue.
29. I believe Don Cheadle deserved the 2005 Best actor Oscar.
30. I believe Jaimie Foxx’s best role was “Crazy George” on the tv show Roc.
31. I believe Roc was one of the best shows to ever appear on television.
32. I believe Phylisha Rashad deserved an Emmy for her role as Claire Huxtable.
33. I believe Lonnie Rasheed Lynn is the greatest rapper alive.
34. I believe Christopher Wallace is the greatest rapper of all time.
35. I believe Erykah Badu and I have the same "top 5 greatest rappers of all time" list.
36. I believe Jay-Z got out the game at the right time.
37. I believe Jay-Z will give us another album.
38. I believe Woody Boyd from "Cheers" and Dee Thomas from "What's Happenin'" are the two greatest characters created in Sitcom history.
39. I believe "Thelma Evans" is the finest person on a tv show.
40. I believe as a culture Black America slept on the show "Friends".
41. I believe as a culture White America slept on the show "Living Single".
42. I believe America slept on the show "City of Angels".
43. I believe the Star Wars saga is the blueprint used for all good movies that come out of Hollywood.
44. I believe without the Joker there's no Batman, without Lex Luthor there's no Superman, and without Osama Bin Laden there's no George W. Bush.
45. I believe North Korea doesn't want to go to war.
46. I believe George W. Bush doesn't call all the shots.
47. I believe John Edwards would make a decent president.
48. I believe John McCain would make a great president.
49. I believe Presidents Gerald Ford & Jimmy Carter were set up for failure.
50. I believe in GOD.
51. I believe in the Reseurrection.
52. I believe Tim Duncan is probably one of the funniest people we'll never know about.
53. I believe ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption" is the best damn sports show on television.
54. I believe OJ did it.
55. I believe Michael Jackson did it.
56. I believe Michael Jackson received the same justice as the modern day catholic priest.
57. I believe before I was married, the best advice I received about marriage is "Life is 20% cause, 80% effect".
58. I believe men and women weren’t meant to get along by design.
59. I believe women and women weren't meant to get along by design.
60. I believe Barry Bonds when he says "I didn't know at the time that I was taking steroids."
61. I believe Mark McGuire would not have broken Roger Maris' record without Sammy Sosa and performance enhancing drugs.
62. I believe people need to question whether or not Babe Ruth used performance enhancing drugs.
63. I believe Bud Selig never swung a baseball bat in his life.
64. I believe David Stern never took a jump shot in his life.
65. I believe Paul Tagliabeau has an easy job.
66. I believe Gary Bettman just wants to go away.
67. I believe Jim Carey should always acknowledge the Wayans family whenever he receives accolades for his career.
68. I believe Gateway computers used to have a great business model, until Michael Dell came on the scene.
69. I believe with the exception of Star Wars, Samuel L. Jackson writes all his dialogue in the movies he stars in.
70. I believe (to paraphrase Leon as David Ruffin) "Nobody really came to see Otis." in real life.
71. I believe Clive Owen is Hollywood's next great actor.
72. I believe there are many rappers that should be regulated to mixtape performances only
73. I believe William Hung and Tyler Perry are hustlers on a level that Cassidy could never imagine.
74. I believe Beyonce' has an excellent media relations coach
75. I believe Michelle can't wait until the end of Destiny's Child
76. I believe Shyne regrets the day someone first said "Yo kid, you sound JUST LIKE BIGGIE!"
77. I believe Puffy should stop making bands.
78. I believe R. Kelly is a genius.
79. I believe jazz music will never get its true props.
80. I believe whoever at Budweiser came up with the concept of "Leon" is a genius.
81. I believe the St. Louis Cardinals do not need a new stadium.
82. I believe the Dallas Cowboys do need a new stadium.
83. I believe corporations should stop having stadiums named after them
84. I believe there will never be a color commentator greater than Al McGuire.
85. I believe Jim Lampley wants to tell Larry Merchant to "shut the eff up!"
86. I believe every true fan of Muhammad Ali should view "When We Were Kings"
87. I believe everybody should see a Frankie Beverly and Maze concert before they pass away
88. I believe everybody should see a U2 concert before they pass away.
89. I believe if your mate ever looks at you like an 8 yr old looks at Santa Claus; then your mate is in love with you.
90. I believe if you never thought about killing your mate, you've never been in love.
91. I believe come judgment day, the amount of "Jesus loves me" emails that I chose not to forward will not come in question.
92. I believe a black man invented starch.
93. I believe every black person in St. Louis, Chicago & Detroit should send that man’s family a gift basket.
94. I believe if I could have a super power, without a doubt it'd be "The Force."
95. I believe the X-men storylines are a parallel of the 1960s Civil Rights movement
96. I believe Spider-Man is my favorite super hero.
97. I believe my life would make a great sitcom.
98. I believe my friends are some of the most talented individuals on the planet.
99. I believe some of my best friends are the ones I don’t speak with on a regular basis.
100. I believe my wife loves me like no one else will.
101. I believe my mom loves me like no one else will.
102. I believe my dad is an untapped resource of great wisdom.
103. I believe my sister is the most well rounded individual I know…because she’s not afraid to ask “Why?”
104. I believe ESPNnews is the greatest thing since the Internet
105. I believe K&G Men’s Warehouse is the greatest thing since ESPNnews
106. I believe we've only seen a fraction of Dave Chapelle's talent
107. I believe I’m done...for now